good things, bad things

Part of the human condition is liking things and not liking things for reasons that don't make sense. Here is some stuff I do like, and some stuff I don't like, both with no justification.

good things
subtitles, poems that rhyme, books, intuitive technology, sunsets, shades of the colour green, my cat's stinky breath when he yawns in my face, puns, museums, the sound of a smooth rock striking another smooth rock, wrestling a worthy adversary, salmon, sleep, cartoons, cats, maximalism, hot showers, dogs, bees, fresh vanilla, patterns, paint, football chants, TV Tropes, at least three different cheeses on a cheeseboard, Brutalist buildings, IMDb trivia, Wikipedia, the wiki game, sherry, taking notes, mead, magnets, books, big fluffy blankets, WordArt, the salty sea, beaches, pistachio ice cream, mosaics, super crispy bacon, a good laugh, the font Arial, books, apple and mango juice, forests, free samples

bad things
sheet music, pointed-toe shoes, velvet, coriander, the dark, needlessly loud people, pyramid schemes, blunt knives, spiders and cobwebs, being cold, the font Aptos, being read to, election debates, American spelling, broken web links, bills, people who don't re-rack dumbbells, not actual gameplay adverts, the sound of metal scraping metal, leather sofas, plastic fruit, business gurus, tangles of wires and cables, burnt toast, senseless violence, music boxes, when an inanimate object has a label that refers to itself in first person (e.g. "please recycle me"), pears, narcissists, the sound of cutlery hitting teeth, traffic lights, people who argue because they love to argue, no WiFi, queues, loud noises, touching soggy food, hospital bedsheets, boring offensive art, shades of the colour green, gin, mosquitoes, wasps, the font Calibri, cold calling, subscription services